2003-04-20 + 1:57 p.m.

When you are a big girl your thighs rub together which cause friction. This isn't good for your favorite pair of black capris that look great with anything.

It causes huge holes to form in the seams which need to be clumsyly sewn together only to bust open. I will never find another pair of these as they have no doubt been discontuined because Tripp has a habit of doing that.

Stupid hipsters.

Anyways not much to report on. I got a huge stuffed Bunny and a Frydaddy for Easter.

I found out Dr. Aitkens died and when I learned of this I very matter of factly informed my staff that if it was a heartattack that did him in that I was going to march up to food court that moment and eat a bagel. I guess he fell.

That's noble I guess.

I managed to lose 20 lbs. so far. My low rise pants are obscene and I need to invest in something better fitting and a new bra because the underwire is poking through and you ladies know how painful that is.

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