2001-12-01 + 1:27 a.m.

For a minute when I heard the news I thought it was about George Wendt who played Norm on Cheers that died. I got all teary eyed as I thought of everyone's favorite barfly passing and then they told me no dumbass it was George Harrison from the Beatles and the only thing I could say was this...

Oh noone liked him anyways.

Well really I read a bunch of diaries and it was all poor George he was my third favorite right behind Paul and before that big nosed fuck Ringo.

Remember New Kids on the Block and everyone liked John Knight better then Danny because Danny had a big old monkey head. I think it's that way for George.

Can you imagine dying and being remember as George I like him better then Ringo. Poor Ringo. That's who I feel for. Poor big nose fuck Ringo. Paul gets all the attention, John is a God because he got shot, Ringo has a big nose and George, well he did that song in the late eighties with the video with the guy trying to win the ballerina from the claw game and he was a member of the Traveling Wilburys if I remember correctly.

George "Third Best" Harrison. I tip my pint of Coke (the soda I like third best) to you.

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